Is Hugo Chavez Gay?

Is Obama being too nice a leftist organization? Apparently, bills are being passed that seem to put everything out of mainstream. Is this simply a fear of giving in to foreigners?

I don't get it. Does President Mahmoud Ahmadjinejad even know about it? Wouldn't it be great if he suddenly learn of this information, and cut the relations with Chavez out of racist sentiments? Wouldn't it also be great if he feel a little uncomfortable?

Who knows. Probably won't happen anyway. I'm pretty sure that the Iranian president care more about economics than political or religious beliefs.... Or would he? It would be a dramatic joke if this actually happen.

Then again, probably not. Perhaps I'm just bored, looking for the way to exploit the Iranian dictator as appointed by the ruling clergy, rather than fair election. Or could the ruling supreme clergy be a little nosy and issue afatwa? ;-)

I need some entertainment here, as I am unable to sleep and tired of news lately, and firing up cigarettes as trying to stay positive.

Scene A:

*picks up phone*

Chavez: Si?

Ahmadjinejad: I heard that you're homosexual. Is that true?

Chavez: Why do you ask?

Ahmadjinejad: I just found out the information source.

Chavez: I see. And if I said yes?

Ahmadjinejad: Are you Jewish?

Chavez: No, why?

*phone clicks*

Chavez: Hello?

Scene B:

*picks up phone*

Chavez: Si?

Ahmadjinejad: I missed you. When can I see you next time?

Chavez: Aw, mi amor.