The Arabic Cutthroat

“What’s wrong? You seem distracted,” Hans Gruber said.

“Just thinking.”

“About what?”

“How Netanyahu and his Zionist hackers managed to block my windows-based program access to the Middle Eastern network, in which I developed on Mac to run it in the first place,” I shot straight to the subject.

“Consequently, does that mean that American government is to be the blame?”

“No,” he said.

“Of course not. It’s the damn Semitic hackers meddling in the middle of two main languages: Hebraic and Arabic. Wasn’t that how they hacked into Iran’s nuclear progress information on computers?”

“I suppose so. It does make sense.”

“I no longer have access to the program as result of Israeli military/scientist elites. Six tunnels cutoff. Nor did I have an access to michaelshermer.com nor skeptic.com on a browser,” I remarked.

“And then, I thought about my recent article and Ahmadinejad’s complain to UN on the USA’s distance. I went back and over after few days of stuck-in for an English assignment.”

“Well, what did you find?”

“Even I was blinded by my own work. I went in the Google Chrome operating system, and, to my surprise, michaelshermer.com and skeptic.com does work.”

“Have you heard about the news?”

“What news?”

“The president of Poland and his 88 passengers, full of military
officers as well as civilian workers were all killed.”

I thought for a moment. “Must be Russian inside job. No, not Moscow… Perhaps Belarus.”

“The report is said to be technical error.”

“Technical? How technical is it?”

“Smolensk.”

“The main ground in which wounded Nazi soldiers were took care of and flew to Germany in World War II?” I said. “Well, Stalingrad comes to the mind.”

“Meaning?”

“It is probably an inside job. Russian media is just full of it. What’s the source of media?”

“According to Polish sources, it’s the Russian source that was first confirmed, then came Polish collaborators.”

“No matters,” I said. “Polish people are probably cheering for his death. So war fronts don’t come to them.”

“You sure about that?”

“Yes. If Russia is really right on the technical issue… then I’d say that somehow someone has held a secret recipe of apple and PS3 architecture of codes. Russia still runs on the world’s oldest computer system, after all…” I thought for a moment. “Dark side of the moon or not… it’s likely that the Mac system is somehow partially broken through.”

“What do you mean by that?”

“I’m referring to Balto-Slavic cyber-warfare in recent years. And, of course, my little affair digging in the Chechnya region of Georgia.”

“Oh.”

“Perhaps that airplane got caught in between. The only question is whether if the poured money out of Israel into Ukrainian economics is somehow a pivot to this incident…” I stopped abruptly.

“Perhaps Obama has it got all wrong: nuke goes into Israel… then Obama would response by blasting the hell out of Iran.”

“Surely you’re not blind?”

“No. There are reports that Israel was also behind the 9/11 with help of Egyptian cousins into the Palestine region. That is when they became spies for Israel,” my voice heightened slightly. “Muslim faith is close to Jewish faith than Christianity in its practicality sense of Sufism beyond Iran anyway. Only, Persian hold the leash on its peoples. Middle East is remarkably different from the eastern parts of South Asia, with Iran in between.”

“What does this mean? Are you saying that Iran has a conditional right to invade Israel and its lands?”

“I’m afraid so,” I admitted. “If Turkish government would be willing to arm its campaign. For good. Period. The demise of Israel would be better for everybody. It is a little illegitimate country full of cheaters, liars, and massive money thieves,” I said with little remorse.

“You do realize that it is against American policy,” Hans said.

“Obama policy,” I straightened him up. “Once upon a time… there was American accountant helping Iran government out. That was prior to World War I, which led to World War II.”

“So I’ve heard.”

“This is just a fair chance to shoot it out. Destroy the Zionist and its banned Protocols of the Elders of Zion text,” I said. “Why not? This would be beneficial for upcoming Republican election of autumn 2010.”

“Well, you said it.”

“Mitt Romney is a Zionist headache though,” I said. “He is a particular fellow that I don’t agree with. Ron Paul/Palin ticket for 2012 would be nice. Mikey Huckabee isn’t too bad. Newt Gingrich is okay.”

“Why is that?”

“You could say that here in North America… we perceive Mormonism as Neo-Jewish people, or Neo-Zionists, in parallel to European metaphor of Jews,” I said. “This is nothing new. This has been reported prior to Civil War for over 150 years ago anyway.”

“Are you ok in head?” came a boring and unnecessary psychological survey response.

“Definite head. Mormonism were probably a notorious and studious of economics… just like Jews are,” I shot back.

“Your psychological questions do not work on me this time. It is that simple.”

“Why do you think so?”

I laughed. “Perhaps you’ve underestimated me. Is it because I’m a simple deaf fellow in your eyes? No. It is much more complicated than that,” I corrected in a cold and harsh way.

“Would you like to tell me?”

“This is getting boring-some,” I responded with a visible thought of that little gay coward. I predicted it, and I have expected this, I thought. He shouldn’t have gotten himself into this trouble if he didn’t expose himself… or he would be killed ruthlessly and simply just like Martin Luther King or Robert Kennedy, only that this case is different. Too many anti-homosexuals in America, I thought.

“I hope you aren’t thinking of evil thoughts,” Hans said.

“No, I’m not,” I smiled. “Actually, I’m happier.”

“Why is that?”

“Because you have no idea. You wasted your time in psychology department for too long time, when facts came down to the simplicity of human condition. Your idiotic studies did you no good, yet they offer you such a silly position. It is a circus,” I said out of mockery.

“This isn’t in my position to-”

“Cut it off already, slacker,” I echoed. “If you’d study psychology in Germany, it amounted to almost nothing. Isn’t that the truth?”

“What do you mean exactly?”

I almost rolled my eyes up. “My goodness. You English people. What is it with you? One of those Huxley Syndrome?” I straightened up the subject. “No wonder that Obama care policy is such a failure, except babies sector, perhaps.”

He was taking his notes.

“Notes are useless. You just want to keep me talking so that you can keep your job,” I said. “Of course, some idiot Curtis guy decided to weep his coward ass out. He shouldn’t have protest in the first place anyway. He is probably unaware of how much… feisty beasts that are all over Americans.”

“How big?”

I looked at him straightforward. “You really don’t know, do you? That is so typical with you psychologists these days,” I thought carefully and analytically.

In one of those rare moments, Hans stopped scrambling his notes.

“You silly human being. You know what, maybe I’ll write a note to some Tea Party movement circles to send the bombs at certain senators who voted for Health care,” I said frankly. “It is too easy for me to do so.”

For a minute, he froze at the thought.

“I dare you to write any further notes about me. You would get in trouble eventually, if… this country governmental structure change at a colossal speed by 2016 or 2020,” I thought figuratively.

“And why is that dangerous?”

I looked at him close-up. “Are you really not taking this serious at all?”

He shuddered upon the scenario of perceived threat.

“Don’t worry, you won’t be hurt at all,” I said. “You’re just a potent to my poison in heart. I need someone to vent in, in a sense,” I confessed. “Unless…”

“Unless what?”

“I know what Russians are up to. As a student of teacher, one said: are you afraid of me, class? I didn’t put up a hand up, because I knew that I’m the only sole evil person in that room who isn’t afraid of that teacher.”

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Meanwhile, Russian planes were all over the Tehran and Georgian regions, deciding whether if they should bomb the doomsday out of them or not. Belorussians people were busy monitoring the Ukrainian people and reporting its consequential damage to the Muscovite economy. Further surveillance were done under the name of Motherland and surrounding Westernized Eastern Europe, although they are impoverished and improving. Time for destruction of Israel, a politician thought. This is a perfect opportunity.

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Meanwhile, the Turkish forces were sent to the war machine against the North half of Israel. Egyptian troops, on other hands, were sent to destroy in the south section of Israel, with support of Hezbollah and Hamas combined. Upon meeting the middle borderline, Turkish spokesperson said: “We have done it. Grace to the God, by God, we have done it.” Next day, it was said that over a five-hundred thousand terrorist-soldiers were sufficient to damage the politics and control of Israel.

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During that time, Venezuelan and Uruguayan governments were taking care of cleansing of Brazilian civilians, prisoners, and Portuguese people alike. Genocides were mandatory before the Olympics in their eyes. It was an economical opportunity to export the goods to USA, while computer scientists and virus-inflicted persons were being killed. Justice is served under Hugo Chavez for the control of forestry and oil systems.